Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.