Is this her first?..
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Using nails on a house
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Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
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About one mile a day!
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Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
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A man was complaining to a friend…
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Laugh twice
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Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
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In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...