Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
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Car Acronyms
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Broken leg
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Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
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A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...