Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...