What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
If Apple ran Christmas…
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What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...