Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...