Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.