These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
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A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
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What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
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I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...