If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Guyness Quiz
Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...