You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...