Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...