Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Diary of an AOL User
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What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Candybar Life
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Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...