Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...