Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...