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YO MAMMMA….!
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14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
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Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
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spitting in the vase
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Blonde Kidnapper
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