Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...