Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...