Dumber Sex
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Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Oprectomy
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In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Where lawers come from
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Dog jokes 06
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Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Kermit the Frog
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Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....