You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...