Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck