Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...