What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...