Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....