boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...