Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Guaranteed visits
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Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...