Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...