Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...