Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!