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Why The Man Crossed The Road
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Windows 95
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
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Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...