Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...