CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
mouse’s favorite record?
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did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Whorehouse
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Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...