Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!