How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....