How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...