Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...