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Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Workplace insanity
|HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over...