Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...