Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...