yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...