Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...