Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...