Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...