Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.