Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.