Halloween Funnies!
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Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...