I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...