Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...