Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...