Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints