Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...