Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...