Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...